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So today I was making out with this ADD HB8 when I noticed some strange odor.
Instead of ignoring it I started searching for the source. And then I found out it was coming from her armpit.
Instead of ignoring it (again) I lifted her arm and started licking her armpit. She was shaved but she had a tasty five o'clock shadow.
I got an instant boner.
Do I have an underarm fetish?
Is it normal to get turned on by female B.O.?
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When you're doing all the work, what happens is she's doing very little. You're the dancing clown, you're juggling balls. They'll be like, "More! More! Juggle the balls some more!" And then they'll get bored because that's what they always do. Nobody is attracted to the clown. What happens to the guy in the clown suit is he'll get a lot of attraction but no sex. Because girls would be all, "Aww! It's the clown! Let's take a picture! Okay bye! I'm going to talk to Mehow!" They'll pick out who the alpha guy is and doing this stuff correctly.
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